No, With a J
“ 3625.) I made you wait because I actually liked you. When you walked away I realized you never cared enough to wait. So from now on I’ll settle for one-night-stands with pretty strangers. I never want to have that butterfly-in-the-stomach, can’t-stop-smiling feeling ever again because happiness only leads to disappointment. thanks for that. ”
(via blogsecret)
Simple Pleasures
Things that happen all the time, so you tend to take them for granted.
Not in any particular order.
- Brighton’s hugs
- Getting to work and finding out I get off earlier than I thought
- Passing out after working the night shift
- Brighton’s kisses
- Staying home on Friday nights and watching Turner Classic Movies
- Pizza
- Really bad movie night (Soulplane is the clear winner so far)
- Boondocks
- The Office
- Having someone home when I get there
I love it in the pediatric wing. Most of those kids don’t try to grab your butt as you’re walking away.
Top 10 Reasons to Date a Nurse
1) We can assess all areas of the body
2) Scrubs make for easy access
3) We’re used to handing all types of bodily fluids
4)We’re good at taking orders
5) We know all the right places to palpate
6) We know how to properly apply restraints
7)We know lots of different positions
8)We know that lubrications is helpful in any procedure
9)Two words: sponge bath
10)We’re always up for a good game of doctor
And we’re not as prudish as doctors.
Five Reasons Why…
I Love My Boyfriend:
1. He’s adorable. I mean, really. Have you seen him? His ears are too big and he’s sort of a gawky, awkard, stringbean shape. It’s sexy.
2. He’s funny…In his own unfunny way.
3. He gets really excited about things that don’t really matter. Like the ice cream truck going through the complex.
4. He sent me a “Wish You Were Here” postcard every where he went when he was on his trip. And I actually believed he wished I was there.
5. Sex. Definitely the mind-blowing sex.
